Denice Wilson, 63

"Moneyfriends literally gave me a puppy. I didn't even want a puppy, but he is pretty cute. I named him Bosco Sticks cause his nose gets real sticky when he eats peanut butter out the jar. 7/10"

Bob Marley, 77

"Moneyfriends - yes."

Timmy, 23

"Moneyfriends has literally gotten me laid like 6 times, idk even how but yeah. 10/10"

Alexis, 22

"I was sitting here sharting my pants for like 15 minutes"

Lizard, immortal

"Moneyfriends is even better than a hot rock on a cool day - I had to tell Zuck and all my other friends about this one!"